Pop Quiz

Which of the following has happened to me in the past week?

A. Institute Dance, despite my age and ... lack of interest in institute dances...
B. Midnight Dennys run with ward friends, despite my age and ... lack of sleep...
C. A 19-yr-old British guy with a mission call started showing interest at both these events and a few prior ones, despite my age and... lack of attributes 19-yr-old boys find attractive...
D. The brit asked me to accompany a musical number for him in our ward and got my number, despite my [you get the idea...]
E. Teenage biting and tickling (vomit-in-mouth, or vim)
F. The brit spending EIGHT (8) (oche) hours at my house on Sunday, including a game of hide-and-seek and lots of singing at the piano and jealousy of his skills (passing up the Royal Academy of Music to which he was accepted for his mission)
G. Then more time at my house every night since....
H. Brit giving me reassurance that he has no problem dating older women. More vim.
I. Texts, chats, phone calls with the brit.
J. At FHE, the brit waiting for my friend to move, hovering over us, until she did... then taking her spot next to me and leaving with me afterward.
K. Late-night talks and song practices and anger when the brit told me to stop playing the song introduction, and to "feel it first"
L. Invitations to the opera
M. Brit canceling his plans so he could watch a movie and get dinner with me on my one free night this week after asking when I was free
N. A whole lot of weirdness
O. A whole lot of crazy
P. Me loving every second of it and totally not caring that he's going on a mission and is 7.5 years younger than I am and that he's liberal and dictates to me how to play my piano
Q. All of the above
R. None of the above
S. All but (P)

Take your guesses!

P.S. This story is closely related to my favorite Liz Lemon sub-story in 30 Rock with the British Wesley Snipes. I literally burst out laughing when my brit and I had popcorn last night and he said "I love the cinema". See the clip below for explanation. This is exactly how I feel sometimes, minus the cursing... which I apologize for: