Take Two.

I have officially fired the cup holder in my car.









After my last post, it should come as a surprise that I would be stupid enough to make the same mistake twice.



This go-around, it was a frozen hot chocolate from Kneaders.

As I went through the drive-through, expecting to pick up a nice smoothie, I saw their new holiday drink menu.  FROZEN HOT CHOCOLATE?!  YES, PLEASE!

I put it right in the cup holder and literally did not get 30 feet before it went soaring.

"Do you want whipped cream on that?"  "Yes!"  Yes, I did.

DID.

It was a mess.  I literally yelled this time, in my car, by myself.  "NO!!!  NO NO NO NOOOOO!!  NOOOOO!"  

I pulled into a parking spot (since I hadn't even left the dang parking lot yet) and ran inside for napkins and a tray to put them in.

Is it strange that while cleaning up the diarrhea, I was thinking, "I can't wait to blog this," and snapped photos?

This story has a happy ending.  My car smelled like cocoa all night!  I went inside and told them what happened, asked for another one and said I could pay for it, but they just made me one out of kindness.  Love that Kneaders!

Cup holder - YOU ARE FIRED.  FOREVER.  FAIL.