Friday, February 10, 2012

New.

New Year, New Post, New Job, New Goals.

I have been a terrible blogger lately. I feel like that's how all my journal entries started out when I was younger, too - if my journal were a blog.

Chapter 1: Bye, Bye, BYU.
BYU was great for so many reasons, and I love the atmosphere there. After going part-time to take classes and hiring a full-time replacement (Powerhouse Paula), I left for full-time work again. After working with Gregg, I was really excited to switch careers and not work with engineers ever again.

So, I got hired on as an Administrative Assistant at a company in Provo called Aquaveo. A company that makes software for civil engineers. And is staffed 95% by engineers.

I did, however, get a week off in between the jobs for Christmas. Party!

Guess what, though - CIVIL engineers actually have to deal with people for a living, not like my precious MECHANICAL loves I left behind. I do miss them sometimes - then a coworker makes fun of another coworker for thinking they could strip the copper out of an old motherboard, and I'm at home once again.

I think I am the only unmarried person working here. And you know what? I am liking my job!

The interview was 10 minutes long. TEN. I went to my car laughing. Tom (my boss) was so quiet and cryptic, I thought for sure they didn't like me. When they called later that day to ask when I could start, I laughed again.

You can hear the dazzling vocal stylings of yours truly at the new job here:

No, I don't know what any of those words mean.

Chapter 2: Roommate Recession
Tori and Head both moved closer to campus because they hated me and said I smelled.

Now I am living by myself in the big yellow house like one of those hermit old ladies I always pitied growing up! DON'T EVER LET ME BUY CATS, OKAY??

You know what, though? Not having to conform to anybody else's schedule is bomb dot com and I get all the hot water I want... And I can walk around or exercise sans modest clothing. Every cloud has a silver lining, huh?

Chapter 3: Ciao, Couch.
My immediate family members have all accepted a challenge to run in the San Francisco 1/2 Marathon or 5K in July.

Considering the fact that the most I have EVER been able to run in my LIFE was 10 minutes (1 mile) - and that was only after months of building up to it - also I was a young teenager and weighed like 4000 pounds less than I do right now.... Anyway, I did not think it was a good idea to sign up for the 1/2 Marathon. I do believe that people can change and I did want a worthwhile goal to strive for that would get me moving, so I decided that I would take the next six months and train for the 5K! That is literally 3x more than I have ever run in my entire life. I think it's a pretty great goal and I've been working on it for about a month now. I have doubled my endurance (which still is absolutely hilariously slow and short), but I think I'm going to make it! My goal is just to finish the 5K without walking at all. They let you do a progressive marathon with this 5K - so 23 training miles up to the marathon day (July 29) are logged and then you finish the last 3.1 the day of the race. You get a medal for 26.1 miles! We are all pretty excited!

Chapter 4: Date Death
After countless conversations with my siblings about how great ldssingles.com can be, and letting go of my pride and reputation, I joined the online dating world. Spence was blessed on that site. I was not. I saw it as more of a cafeteria. A cafeteria for zombies - hungry for each other and nothing else in the world and a little scary a lot of the time. I'm so glad other people have had it work for them. I had some nice guys, some creepers, and the usual type of guys who are attracted to me being attracted to me... and they were also creepers. I'm ready for my membership to just go ahead and expire. Haha... maybe a married coworker will set me up with a friend of theirs who isn't an engineer. Wouldn't that be something...

Chapter 5: Sayonara, Single Spencer
Spence has recently taken a ladyfriend and I don't know how much I'm allowed to say - but there may be some big changes to my family this year.

No, I'm not pregnant.

Neither is Caitlyn (pictured above). No worries.

We are excited, though.

9 comments:

Stacylyn said...

I LOVE this update. And I love you!

Katie said...

well, it's about time you updated!! :) Hehe, seriously though, I love, LOVE your updates and I love how great this one was especially.
Congrats to the Spence! Love that boy!

Jenny said...

"exercise sans modest clothing.". Hilarious! Good to hear an update and that you're we're able to escape ME.

Aleta said...

I exercise sans modest clothing all the time - it's so much more comfortable and I don't get sweaty - love it! Also, good for you for doing a 5K. I don't think I could do it and honestly have no desire to...and especially would not be able to do it this July ;) But seriously - good for you for setting that goal and working toward it! You'll do great!

Derek and Andrea said...

So I didn't know like half of this was going on. Why don't you talk to me? Oh yeah 'cuz your cats are better company... :)

stevie kay said...

I love you and I love your blog. I get super excited when it pops up in google reader! PS- I'll come (try) to save you from yourself the first weekend in March. I think I'm staying is SF (mom's request since I'm in her car), but we can still hang out, right?

Heather said...

Wait, YOU smelled? Oh, I thought I did and you were kicking me out! Well, now that is clear, why don't you join me here in Provo?

HJolley said...

Loved all of this.

I don't want you to leave the zombie cafeteria. Many great stories have come from there.

You are funny.

kimmers said...

It has been way to long since we have talked. Can't wait to catch up.

I love that you do videos for your work. I want to listen to them just to feel like we still work together.

I am super proud that you are doing the 5K. I have never done that. I should. Haha. I am a horrible runner.

I would be so scared to live alone. Especially in a house, and not just my tiny apartment.

Must hear stories about this dating site. WOW.

Congrats Spencer!

XOXOXOXOXO