Tagging is so weird.

I find it strange that people can tag others on their blog, but it doesn't actually do anything unless the person they tagged happens to read that post and see that they were tagged. It is totally bizarre to me, but hey, Kiera tagged me! YAY! So, here we go:

Four Places I go over and over - 1. facebook.com 2. Mama Chus 3. Prosper 4. Supersonic Car Wash

Four places I like to eat - 1. Mama Chus 2. Chef's Table 3. Mimi's Cafe 4. CPK

Four Places I would like to be right now - 1. In my bed, fast asleep 2. Boston 3. San Francisco 4. at my boyfriend's house. oh wait....

Four T.V. shows - 1. THE OFFICE season one 2. THE OFFICE season two 3. THE OFFICE season three 4. Big Love. No, wait.... THE OFFICE season four.

Three Joys - 1. Family brings me the greatest joy I could ever imagine. 2. Mexican food is a close second. 3. Going to the movies. So basically, the most joy I could have can all take place at Jordan Commons. I get nachos from the Mayan express, sit with my fam in the IMAX and watch the Dark Knight. Exquisite.

Three Fears - 1. SPIDERS 2. rubber bands and balloons (both hurt when they break, and yes a rubber band snapped me already today) 3. family members dying...

Three Goals - 1. Get married (that includes all my other goals like lose weight, be attractive, all that... haha....) 2. Raise a good, righteous family 3. Travel to Egypt and see the pyramids

Three Obsessions - 1. Thai food (right now, I'm hooked on Pad Thai) 2. The Office 3. my new MAC eye makeup.....

Three Surprising Facts About Me - 1. I am not anorexic. 2. I wore a patch over one of my eyes in Kindergarten to treat my Lazy Eye, which my family still teases me about to this day 3. I cannot roll my tongue or curl it, or whatever you crazy people call it.

OKAY! Now, I TAG Kim, Amber, Jenn, Beck, Jessica J, Candra, Laura, Dan and the Lady Folk, and anyone else who reads this blog!

Eat Your Heart Out, Sean Hannity.

That's right, folks. I got a fever, and the only prescription... is talk radio. My beautiful mother and I will be driving up to Salt Lake today to be guests on KSL's Travel Show. We will record today, and it will air on Sunday from 12-2pm.

You are probably not wondering how the opportunity came up, but you probably are racking your brains to figure out why we do not host the show on a weekly basis. Why on earth are they paying some nobody to do the show, and we're only guests on it this one time? Well, it is a mystery.

Also, a coworker of mine also works for KSL, asked if I knew anyone in the travel industry, and I said, "Oh heck yes. I majored in Travel and Tourism at BYU." and he said, "Okay, want to be on the Travel Show this weekend?" Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh YES. So after some research, I found out that the Travel Show is actually all about the latest and greatest deals and is run by travel agents. So, I reluctantly turned him down, since I don't think the viewers want to listen to my textbook reading. "Did you know that only 6% of the American population has been on a cruise? Did you know that a person who only likes to travel if there is a schedule in place, a tour guide, and familiar food and circumstances is labeled psychocentric? And, the fastest rising group demographic for cruises is the Gay/Lesbian crowd." Yeah... not going to fill two hours with that junk.

So, I told him my reservations (no pun intended all you tourism gurus) and he assured me that I only had to speak for 15-20 minutes, talk about my favorite places to visit and the little tips I could give fellow travelers, and I could even bring my mom to help me. SOLD!

So, that new wave sweeping the nation? Hint: it's not vampire romance novels. It's the new voice of KSL, Lindsey Michelle and Eva Maria Andersen.

Lindsey Spano

So, today, I had an "apostrophe" in the words of Michael Scott..... which is code for epiphany.
This is something Lance said to me today:

Lance: you know it mama

So, as you can probably guess, I immediately thought of what? Saved By the Bell, OF COURSE!
What did AC Slater always call Jessie? Mama.
What does Jessie's hair look like? Big and poofy, like.... a lion....
What is Jessie's height? Tall
So, what other conclusion am I to come to, other than I am Jessie Spano? We are one in the same, and I never knew it until today.

The second picture is of me and Slater while we were vacationing in Hawaii.

Memory Game

I saw this on my friend Candra's blog, and I thought it was a cute idea. I have my favorite memories of her, and even though my blog is so secret that only a handful of people know about it (muahaha), I would like to play the game too!! Also, I couldn't just list one for her, and her friends listed 10 things, so it's okay to share more than one memory. I'm going to get a kick out of this.

Also, the above pic showed up when I google imaged "memory" and it's totally weird, so it's going on here.

1. As a comment on my blog, leave one memory that you and I had together. It doesn't matter if you knew me a little or a lot, anything you remember!
2. Next, re-post these instructions on your blog and see how many people leave a memory about you.It's actually pretty funny to see the responses. If you leave a memory about me, I'll assume you're playing the game and I'll come to your blog and leave one about you.

Seeing Double?

Lance took this little gem of a photo:




Then decided my new nickname is Lioness. Wow. Let me think of a few nicknames for you.....

Role Reversal

Okay, so, tonight, this will be me:

I will be playing the role of King Arthur, the third wheel.

Tonight...

This will be me.

Hope you get it. It is a joke, but if you know it, you know it. Hopefully, sometime we will get to this point:

Joking again, but I hope you get it.